heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
meanplastic:

I said no but i kept the ring

meanplastic:

I said no but i kept the ring

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

gorlt:

and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass

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peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

vinebox:

Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion