professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

gookgod:

republicanbrony:

gookgod:

morning blogging is so funny and relaxing. problematic people dont have the energy or leg muscles to get out of bed at this time 

Truth! Most of my brony friends are up in the morning. :3

please fuck off

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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noctstiel:

nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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also: when homosexuality comes up in a teacher’s lecture

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: It's different when I do it.